Duno how I can manage to crawl out of bed early in the morning to attend taxation class at 9am on Sunday mornings..so far so good for 2 Sundays..reached class early too..but duno y I juz cant do this for work ==" Probably I am still excited about class at the beginning phrase. F3

Learnt wads trade.
This is how UK Income Tax Act defined trade.

"Trade includes every trade, manufacture, adventure or concern in the nature of trade" Eh? Question marks..lol..

Today the lecturer on-ed the projector..and wrote the word "TEST". Everyone was oO" test? Then he asked " Y so surprised? Test.....just testing my marker onli wad " oO" ==" *F3* He did that to wake the class up. ^_^

Its true how we human beings, being funny people, alwiz remember adverse and bad stuff more and longer than positive events or tings...so today lecturer wanted to make us remember the important points..so this was how he taught us today.

He said,"General provision is NEVER..NEVER..NEVERNEVER..
NEVER...NEVERNEVERNEVER...NEVER...NEVER...
NEVERNEVERNEVER....NEVER..NEVERNEVER....
NEVER..NEVER...NEVERNEVER...
NEVER...NEVERNEVER.....deductible.." ==" then he quipped," Irritated? " Some replied "yea". Then he says " But u rem right?" Reali leh..can rem better this wae leh..F3

Then he shared wif us there was this time when mrt stations were built, somehow road tax increased. So people called MRT " More Road Tax ". Later, MRT was changed slightly to SMRT.. people started naming it "Some More Road Tax". In the end, it became SMRTC..the C standing for corporation..which became renamed as " Some More Road Tax Coming" lol..interesting.

He tried to make everyone wake up wif jokes on a sleepy Sunday. He shared this wif us. An exam question came out in a school's test paper. Question is "How to stop the river from overflowing?" Many students did not noe how to ans this question. There was this student who got frustrated and scrribled " DAMN IT ". But he got 99 marks! Cuz the correct ans was "DAM IT" minused one mark for the spelling mistake..lols..

Some tings he said was true too..sometimes we dun query ourselves y some tings are this wae and some things are that wae? We juz accept wad is being taught. But he, as a student last time..gave the lecturers a hard time. Cuz Credit is CR in accounting terms, but he couldnt understand y Debit is DR? So he asked his teacher and got thrown out of class! Cuz the teacher din noe how to explain..so juz threw him out of class. But he found out the answer himself aniwae..to tink of it, wondered y too?

He oso told us how fed up he was when people who comes into the lift do not show manners. Once, a guy entered the lift with him and told him " 5 " meaning he wans to go 5th storey..lecturer ignored him cuz he couldnt stand his no manners attitude. The guy, irritated, repeated "5th floor". Lecturer pressed "6". The guy even more irritated, said "5th leh". Lecturer answered.."correct wad.." haha..cuz lecturer was annoyed by that guy. In his theory, 5th floor meant 5 + 1 (ground level). F3..so he told us..never go into the same lift as him =X

Neighbour had asked us if we wanted to go and visit the mango plantation in Malaysia wif them on Saturday..My mum is going..but my sisters are all not going..so I told my mum I dun wan to go..though I was kinda keen to go and take a look. Then reached my void deck after coming home from lessons..saw my neighbour downstair..she physco-ed mi to go.. F3..said she will help mi book one place and tell my mum I am going..oO"

Guess dear is overseas now..My heart says " I miss you lots leh dear.. T___T " i reali do....